But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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