Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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