Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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