you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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