I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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