Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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