i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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