On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
tell me about the eggs
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