google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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