I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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