Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.