The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i barfeds in our rink
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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