i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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