one two three fourrrrnication!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i think i have two assholes
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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