I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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