I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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