I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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