In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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