yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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