i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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