I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it because I queefed?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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