Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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