the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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