I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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