How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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