Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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