Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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