never play flip cup with pint glasses
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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