So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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