New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
