I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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