Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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