white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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