if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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