were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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