So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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