my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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