i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
