I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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