yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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