yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
