Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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