He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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