in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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