Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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