i think i have two assholes
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
