I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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