My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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