just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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