Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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