I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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