What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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