So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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