We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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